Jolly Crouton Media

The OldManClayton & FDK series has been under construction for a long time. Originally, it was only a comic strip I drew with my brother (scans may be added later), but now I have started programming video games based on it.

      OldManClayton Frednickers is the owner of a talking cat named FDK (Funky Disco Kitten). OldManClayton has family in Ireland, where they call him "old fogey frednickers", and FDK's brother, Stubly (pronounced stoobly) Scarloch MacDougal lives.

My sister has been redrawing a few of our old comics, and I plan on uploading them to the website once enough of them are done. 

Let me start out by giving short descriptions of some of the characters in the OldManClayton Universe, which I created when I was little.

 This is OldManClayton Frednickers. He and his cat FDK live in Hamburgerburg, a town in Frunch County. He's always getting into messes, partially because of FDK's mischevous nature, partially because of his own. He cannot survive without popcorn, and loves to play accordion. Alot of times you'll find him relaxing on the couch watching "Shoot 'em Up, Beat 'em up, and all that good stuff", his favorite western show. Other times he lurks the streets as Balding Overweight Man, protecting the good people from the evil Skinni Pretzil Stix and his foolhardy gang. OldManClayton's family live in Ireland, where he is called AuldFogey Frednickers.

 "I told you to stop mixing volatile chemicals, FDK! I just payed off that house!"

This is Marie Frednickers, OldManClayton's sister. She still lives in Ireland but spends alot of time in America. She always scolds OldManClayton for not being married, and loves to make Shepherd's pie sans corn whenever she visits. Many times you may catch her conspiring with FDK in some dastardly hilarious plan to do one of three things:

1) Increase the wealth of the FDK science fund's coffers.
2) Play a benign prank on OldManClayton
3) Convince Pauline to:
      a) Give them more donuts than what they paid for
      b) Go out on a date with OldManClayton

"You don't get one piece of this Shepherd's pie until you go wash your hands!" 

This is Pauline Brownies. She owns Pauline's Baked goods in downtown Hamburgerburg. She's always frying everything she can get a hold of, and loves to experiment with new donut flavors. Pauline's bakery gets its round of usual morning visitors every day, and sometimes she'll offer a piece of advice or an ear to her customers. Oftimes she'll hold an X-treme Bingoball tournament in the dining area, a game which involves smacking bingo balls into a wall of velcro with a ping pong paddle. A game at which she is a beast. OldManClayton is one of the regular visitors, and more times than not gets his bum pulled into taste-testing Pauline's newest invention.

 "OOOooohhh! OldManClayton! Try my new fried grape Jelly!"

This is FDK, or Funky Disco Kitten. She's an intellectual genius, always inventing gadgets and thinking up theories and various shenanigans. FDK is very much attached to OldManClayton, and worries about him being too lonely sometimes. She's always trying to trick him into a date with Pauline. She also loves to have burping contests with OldManClayton.

"Now, when I press this switch, I should go back in time four seconds. Now when I press this switch, I should go back in time four seconds."

  Stubly Scarloch MacDougal, FDK's Brother. He lives in Scotland. Stubly often gets drunk on Grape Soda, and plays his plastic baggypipes as if they really made any sound. He likes to have staring contests with Ickitt and to say "Ach." all the time.

"Ach, noo yer noot sayin' et raght! Et's Poopcairn, noot pohpcarn!"

This is Babushka. She's... just herself.

"Babushka!"

 This Ickitkhilov, the Russian cat from Siberia. Everyone calls him Ickitt. Not much is known about him, but he's very dignified, and loves to toot his trumpet to a faintly recognizable tune in FDK's band, "Abbreviation". He has been known to watch "The Search for Purple September" many times in a row, to study the ways of his fellow Russian heroes.

"Whatever it is you try to be doing, will fail in utter mess of trueness messy. The Russians inwented how to do this thing, and only Russian may do it."

FrentichLampMunch, or Frenty for short. Frentich has been OldManClayton's friend since way back in the days of the Flogttup secret service. His true identity was only known to King Durkvad of Flogttup, who passed away in a year long ago. He also serves as N. Clement, the Chief Meterologist of HBBTV's weather authority. But nobody knows this. He also doubles as the news anchor and the sports reporter, as well as many other people that the citizens of Hamburgerburg do not know of. He too is very mysterious.

"Ha! Wotwot! What the bloomin' poofus does that weather man think he's doing??"

These are the Pookalooheehoos. Edgar and Wilma. (actually, I haven't decided if her name is Wilma yet) They serve the people of Hamburgerburg as "sure-uff" and "Dep-ty" of the police force. Sure-uff Pookalooheehoo drives by sense of smell, and has never actually seen a speeder.

"Dep-ty Frednickers, is that man a-speedin'?"

"Mister Frednickers, won't you come in and have some tea?"

All of these "delightful" people live in Hamburgerburg, and there's always something going on to talk about. I have a cartoon in development right now, but I still need some voice actors. Visit this page to sign up!

Interested? Good! Drop me a line at Admin@oldmanclayton.com to tell me you liked it, or see if you can help in any way. I'll be putting up more content and revising old content as it develops.